My version of OCD (which I prefer to think of as part of my personality, rather than an outright disorder, so I call it OCP) manifests itself primarily in terms of symmetry.
I detest things which are asymmetrical, but could clearly be symmetrical, if someone only put them the right way round, arranged them properly, or designed them slightly differently.
Examples:
Bottles, when laid on their side (for example in a fridge or a wine rack), should always have the labels facing uppermost
Bottles, when standing upright on a shelf etc., should always have the label facing to the front
Multiple packets (or boxes) of anything, placed side by side somewhere, should always be the same way round / same way up as each other
Cars with rear fog lights, or reversing lights, should have them on both sides, or in the centre. A fog light on one side and a reversing light in the same location on the other side, is an abomination of design
Pictures on a wall should not hang askew (although to be honest, I don't think this is an aspect of OCD or OCP; it's just part of The Way Things Should Be for anyone)
Towels should hang so that the front and the back fall to the same length (if you've seen
Sleeping with the Enemy, you'll know what I mean, but note that I only identify with
some aspects of Patrick Bergin's character there)
Placemats on a table should be positioned equidistant from sides / corners / joints on the table (as appropriate to the type of tables you have)
Bottles in partially-filled (or partially-empty, if you prefer) crates should be placed as symmetrically as possible as the crate gets filled or emptied
Other than symmetry, there are a few other Rules regarding The Way Things Should Be:
Toilet rolls, when hung horizontally, should always have the free end hanging from the front
Toilet rolls and kitchen rolls, when standing vertically, should always unwind when picked up with the left hand (or the right hand, if you're left-handed) and rotated in the air in the "natural direction" (top of the circle moving away from you)
Books, CDs, DVDs etc. should be arranged on a shelf according to one (or more) of the following systems:
Alphabetically by author/artist (good for fiction and CDs)
Alphabetically by title (good for DVDs)
Chronologically (good for series by the same author, or DVD series)
Grouped by subject matter (good for non-fiction)
Grouped by colour of the spine (good for O'Reilly publications, although this matches the previous point)
In order of size (good for efficient use of bookshelf space)
Keys should be placed on keyrings so that they are in order of size (length of key hanging down from the ring)
Keys should also be arranged with teeth all pointing to the same side of the ring
Banknotes should always be the same way up/round (and most currencies have an obvious "front" side of them as well), and kept in order of denominations, in a wallet or money clip
Other systems I use which possibly take things a bit further than most people would think of:
Plates and dishes, after washing, always go on the bottom of the pile in the cupboard
Knives and forks (plus spoons and anything similar, depending on your customary eating and/or cooking utensils) should always be placed in the drawer to the right after washing, and taken from the left before use (or vice versa, if you prefer)
Glasses should be taken from the front of the cupboard and replaced after washing at the back
DVDs should always be placed in their boxes with the label upright after they've been watched
Never leave the fridge door open for longer than absolutely necessary
Ditto for the oven
I like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnzz-eFmKaw
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